I want to make a million bazillion gallons of this then take a bath in it.
After this week I deserve it.
There is not a word in the English language that could possibly describe the elation I feel with the fact that today is Friday.
Which is why I’m going to soak in tub full of syrup until my fingers get all pruney then slowly eat my way out of it with french toast sticks. TMI?
The only thing stopping me, other than the fact that this stuff is extremely sticky, is the fact that I just don’t have the energy to make that many batches. Dang.
This week I have been up to my neck in cookies, up to my eyeballs in work, and what’s left of me is dedicated to shuffling the kids to and from school and activities.
My house is a disaster. I haven’t slept a straight 6 hours since…ummm, 2004 I think. And I’m pretty sure that 50% of my body is made up of Diet Coke right now.
This weekend I am going to ignore the mess. Take a nap…or 5. And drink so much water that I’ll have to pee every 5 minutes.
Oh. And make just one batch of this syrup. Just enough to bathe a couple pieces of french toast in.